Life can be pretty hard as a Zombie in this day and age. Even with all the cool Zombie stuff that’s going on, poor ol’ I.R. HungrĂ© still can’t find work in Hollywood.

So, if you know of any Hollywood producer that’s making a Zombie movie, please give him a call at 555-zombie-4-hire. He’s really cheap and will literally work for peanuts.

Actually, I think his peanut allergy is what made him a zombie in the first place…

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-Chris