Capes-n-Babes

Now, before anyone gets too upset about this strip, let’s just remember one thing… we are talking about fictional beings that don’t actually exist in the “real world”. The more modern, popular take on vampires, however, seems to be that they don’t really have a sexual preference one way or another. In essence, they are sexual deviants through and through so it seems to be reasonable that some of them might actually even more deviation within their clan, so to speak.

Plus… it’s entirely up to you to decide with the Q in the vampire’s TV station stands for. It’s whatever you want it to be – or not to be.

Now, some of you still might be wondering about that last panel and what the heck was that all about…

Okay, it’s time to put on my Professor cap, kids.

The last panel is a call out to all of my Eastern Canadian friends – specifically those in Toronto. You see, up there, folks have this crazy notion that milk should be bought and sold in… BAGS. So, what they do is, they go to their local supermarket or convenience store and they quite literally but a bag of milk. But before they do that, they have to buy a special pitcher that holds the bag of milk.

So, they have their “special milk pitcher” to go along with their recently purchased bag of milk. They then put the bag of milk in the pitcher, slide a part of the bag through a hole in the pitcher, cut it with a sharp object (in most cases, a finely sharpened hockey blade) and then they pour the milk out of the pitcher (with the bag still inside the pitcher).

It’s a truly remarkable thing to see. But the milk tastes great so who can argue with that?

Anyway, that’s been your international milk lesson for today, kids. See you on Friday!