So if there was an actual FitBite, what other kind of “features” should be added to a “Fitbit for monsters” could we add to it?
I already mentioned that this FitBite would have a “daylight indicator”. I’m thinking it might have some kind of app that integrates with it in which it could tell you where available humans might be… sort of like a Human Pokemon Go app…
OOOOH! Maybe on that same app, there could be a breakdown of different blood types that a monster has ingested throughout the night…
Anyone have any other cool FitBite features we could add to it???
“So you don’t forget, order before sunrise tomorrow, operators are slabbing by, this is a troll-free call.”
Oh, it should come with “GPS”, Garlic Protection System, to help prevent those smelly attacks!
Or maybe “Garlic Prevention System” instead…